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THE TALE OF MRS. TIGGY-WINKLE

               [For the Real
               Little Lucie of Newlands]
               Once upon a time there was a little
               girl called Lucie, who lived at a farm
               called Little-town. She was a good
               little girl—only she was always losing
               her pocket-handkerchiefs!

               One day little Lucie came into the
               farm-yard crying—oh, she did cry so!
               "I've lost my pocket-handkin! Three
               handkins and a pinny! Have YOU seen
               them, Tabby Kitten?"

               The Kitten went on washing her white paws;
               so Lucie asked a speckled hen—

               "Sally Henny-penny, have YOU
               found three pocket-handkins?"

               But the speckled hen ran into a
               barn, clucking—

               "I go barefoot, barefoot, barefoot!"

               And then Lucie asked Cock Robin
               sitting on a twig. Cock Robin looked
               sideways at Lucie with his bright
               black eye, and he flew over a stile and
               away.

               Lucie climbed upon the stile and
               looked up at the hill behind Little-
               town—a hill that goes up—up—into
               the clouds as though it had no top!

               And a great way up the hillside she
               thought she saw some white things
               spread upon the grass.
               Lucie scrambled up the hill as fast
               as her short legs would carry her; she
               ran along a steep path-way—up and
               up—until Little-town was right away
               down below—she could have
               dropped a pebble down the chimney!

               Presently she came to a spring,
               bubbling out from the hillside.

               Some one had stood a tin can upon
               a stone to catch the water—but the
               water was already running over, for
               the can was no bigger than an egg-
               cup! And where the sand upon the
               path was wet—there were footmarks
               of a VERY small person.

               Lucie ran on, and on.

               The path ended under a big rock.
               The grass was short and green, and
               there were clothes-props cut from
               bracken stems, with lines of plaited
               rushes, and a heap of tiny clothes
               pins—but no pocket-handkerchiefs!

               But there was something else—a
               door! straight into the hill; and inside
               it some one was singing—

                    "Lily-white and clean, oh!
                    With little frills between, oh!
                    Smooth and hot-red rusty spot
                    Never here be seen, oh!"
               Lucie knocked-once-twice, and
               interrupted the song. A little
               frightened voice called out "Who's
               that?"

               Lucie opened the door: and what
               do you think there was inside the
               hill?—a nice clean kitchen with a
               flagged floor and wooden beams—
               just like any other farm kitchen. Only
               the ceiling was so low that Lucie's
               head nearly touched it; and the pots
               and pans were small, and so was
               everything there.

               There was a nice hot singey smell;
               and at the table, with an iron in her
               hand, stood a very stout short person
               staring anxiously at Lucie.

               Her print gown was tucked up, and
               she was wearing a large apron over
               her striped petticoat. Her little black
               nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle, and
               her eyes went twinkle, twinkle; and
               underneath her cap-where Lucie
               had yellow curls-that little person
               had PRICKLES!

               "Who are you?" said Lucie. "Have
               you seen my pocket-handkins?"
               The little person made a bob-
               curtsey—"Oh yes, if you please'm; my
               name is Mrs. Tiggy-winkle; oh yes if
               you please'm, I'm an excellent clear-
               starcher!" And she took something
               out of the clothesbasket, and spread it
               on the ironing-blanket.

               "What's that thing?" said Lucie-
               "that's not my pocket-handkin?"

               "Oh no, if you please'm; that's a
               little scarlet waist-coat belonging to
               Cock Robin!"

               And she ironed it and folded it, and
               put it on one side.

               Then she took something else off a
               clothes-horse—"That isn't my pinny?"
               said Lucie.

               "Oh no, if you please'm; that's a
               damask table-cloth belonging to
               Jenny Wren; look how it's stained with
               currant wine! It's very bad to wash!"
               said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

               Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's nose went
               sniffle sniffle snuffle, and her eyes
               went twinkle twinkle; and she fetched
               another hot iron from the fire.
               "There's one of my pocket-
               handkins!" cried Lucie—"and there's
               my pinny!"

               Mrs. Tiggy-winkle ironed it, and
               goffered it, and shook out the frills.

               "Oh that IS lovely!" said Lucie.

               "And what are those long yellow
               things with fingers like gloves?"

               "Oh that's a pair of stockings
               belonging to Sally Henny-penny—look
               how she's worn the heels out with
               scratching in the yard! She'll very soon
               go barefoot!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

               "Why, there's another hankersniff—
               but it isn't mine; it's red?"

               "Oh no, if you please'm; that one
               belongs to old Mrs. Rabbit; and it DID
               so smell of onions! I've had to wash it
               separately, I can't get out that smell."

               "There's another one of mine," said Lucie.
               "What are those funny little white things?"

               "That's a pair of mittens belonging
               to Tabby Kitten; I only have to iron
               them; she washes them herself."

               "There's my last pocket-handkin!"
               said Lucie.

               "And what are you dipping into the
               basin of starch?"

               "They're little dicky shirt-fronts
               belonging to Tom Titmouse—most
               terrible particular!" said Mrs. Tiggy-
               winkle. "Now I've finished my ironing;
               I'm going to air some clothes."

               "What are these dear soft fluffy
               things?" said Lucie.

               "Oh those are woolly coats
               belonging to the little lambs at
               Skelghyl."

               "Will their jackets take off?" asked
               Lucie.

               "Oh yes, if you please'm; look at the
               sheep-mark on the shoulder. And
               here's one marked for Gatesgarth,
               and three that come from Little-town.
               They're ALWAYS marked at washing!"
               said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
               And she hung up all sorts and sizes
               of clothes—small brown coats of
               mice; and one velvety black moleskin
               waist-coat; and a red tail-coat with
               no tail belonging to Squirrel Nutkin;
               and a very much shrunk blue jacket
               belonging to Peter Rabbit; and a
               petticoat, not marked, that had gone
               lost in the washing—and at last the
               basket was empty!

               Then Mrs. Tiggy-winkle made
               tea—a cup for herself and a cup for
               Lucie. They sat before the fire on a
               bench and looked sideways at one
               another. Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's hand,
               holding the tea-cup, was very very
               brown, and very very wrinkly with the
               soap-suds; and all through her gown
               and her cap, there were HAIRPINS
               sticking wrong end out; so that Lucie
               didn't like to sit too near her.

               When they had finished tea, they
               tied up the clothes in bundles; and
               Lucie's pocket-handkerchiefs were
               folded up inside her clean pinny, and
               fastened with a silver safety-pin.
               And then they made up the fire
               with turf, and came out and locked
               the door, and hid the key under the
               door-sill.

               Then away down the hill trotted
               Lucie and Mrs. Tiggy-winkle with the
               bundles of clothes!

               All the way down the path little
               animals came out of the fern to meet
               them; the very first that they met
               were Peter Rabbit and Benjamin
               Bunny!

               And she gave them their nice clean
               clothes; and all the little animals and
               birds were so very much obliged to
               dear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

               So that at the bottom of the hill
               when they came to the stile, there was
               nothing left to carry except Lucie's
               one little bundle.
               Lucie scrambled up the stile with
               the bundle in her hand; and then she
               turned to say "Good-night," and to
               thank the washer-woman.—But what
               a VERY odd thing! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle
               had not waited either for thanks or
               for the washing bill!

               She was running running running
               up the hill—and where was her white
               frilled cap? and her shawl? and her
               gown-and her petticoat?

               And HOW small she had grown—
               and HOW brown—and covered with
               PRICKLES!

               Why! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle was
               nothing but a HEDGEHOG!
                * * * * * *

               (Now some people say that little Lucie
               had been asleep upon the stile—but then
               how could she have found three clean
               pocket-handkins and a pinny, pinned with a
               silver safety-pin?

               And besides—I have seen that door into
               the back of the hill called Cat Bells—and

               Mrs. Tiggy-winkle!)




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