Yorkshire Dialect Poems (1673-1915) and traditional poems






Aar Maggie

     Edmund Hatton

     I believe aar Maggie's coortin',
        For shoo dresses hersen so smart,
     An' shoo's allus runnin' to t' window
        When there's ony o' t' chaps abaat:
     Shoo willent wear her owd shawl,
        Bud dons a bonnet atstead,(1)
     An' laps her can in her gaan
        As shoo goes to t' weyvin' ,shed.

     Of a neet wi' snoddened(2) hair,
        An' cheeks like a summers cherry,
     An' lips fair assin'(3) for kisses,
        An' een so black an' so merry,
     Shoo taks her knittin' to t' meadows,
        An' sits in a shady newk,
     An' knits while shoo sighs an' watches
        Wi' a dreamy, lingerin' lewk.

     Thus knittin', sighin' an' watchin',
        Shoo caars(4) aat on t' soft meadow grass,
     Listenin' to t' murmurin' brooklet,
        An' waitin' for t' sweethear't to pass;
     Shoo drops her wark i' her appron,
        An' glints aat on t' settin' sun,
     An' wonders if he goes a-courtin'
        When his long day's wark is done.

     When shoo hears t' chap's fooitsteps comin',
        Shoo rises wi' modest grace;
     Ay, Mag, thou sly, lovin' lassie,
        For shame o' thy bashful face!
     Shoo frames(5) to be goin' home'ards,
        As he lilts ower t' stile,
     Bud when he comes anent(6) herr,
        Shoo gies him sich a smile.

     Then he places his arm araand her,
        An' shoo creeps cloise to his side,
     An' leyns her heead on his waiscoit,
        An' walks wi' an air o' pride.
     Bud oh! you sud see her glances,
        An' oh! you sud hear 'em kiss,
     When they pairt thro' one another!
        If shoo isn't coortin', who is?

     1. Instead.  2. Smoothed out.  3. Asking.
     4. Cowers, lies.  5. Makes pretence.  6. Beside.
Parson Drew Thro' Pudsey (1st Ed)
     or
     T' First o' t' Sooart (2nd Ed)

     John Hartley

     From pp 135, 136, 75, 76 and 77 of second edition.

     I heeard a funny tale last neet,
     I couldn't howd frae laughin' ;
     'Twere at t' Bull's Head we chonced to meet,
     An' spent an haar i' chaffin'.
     Some sang a song, some cracked a joke,
     An' all seemed full o' larkin' ;
     An' t' raam were blue wi' bacca smoke,
     An' ivery ee 'd a spark in.

     Long Joe at comes thro' t' Jumples Clough
     Were gettin' rayther mazy,
     An' Warkus Ned had supped enough
     To turn their Betty crazy,
     An' Bob at lives at t' Bogeggs farm,
     Wi' Nan thro' t' Buttress Bottom,
     Were treatin' her to summat warm-
     It's just his way. Odd drot 'em!

     An' Jack o' t' Slade were theer as weel,
     An' Joe o' Abe's thro' Waerley,
     An' Lijah off o' t' Lavver Hill
     Were passin' th' ale raand rarely.
     Thro' raand an' square they seemed to meet
     To hear or tell a story,
     But t' gem o' all I heeard last neet
     Were one by Doad o' t' Glory.

     He bet his booits at it were true,
     An' all seemed to believe him;
     Though if he lost he needn't rue,
     But 't wodn't done to grieve him.
     His uncle lived it Pudsey taan,
     An' practised local praichin';
     An' if he 're lucky, he were baan
     To start a schooil for taichin'.

     But he were takken vary ill,
     He felt his time were comin';
     They say he browt it on hissel
     Wi' studyin' his summin.
     He called his wife an' neighbours in
     To hear his deein' sarmon,
     An' telled 'em if they lived i' sin
     Their lot 'd be a warm 'un.

     Then, turnin' raand unto his wife,
     Said, "Mal, tha knaws, owd craytur,
     If I'd been blest wi' longer life
     I might hae left things straighter.
     Joe Sooithill owes me eighteen pence;
     I lent it him last love-feast."
     Says Mall, "He hasn't lost his sense,
     Thank God for that at least."

     "An' Ben o' t' top o' t' bank, tha knows,
     We owe him one paand ten."
     "Just hark," says Mally, "theer he goes,
     He's ramellin' agean."
     "Don't tak a bit o' notice, folk;
     You see, poor thing, he's ravin'.
     It cuts me up to hear sich talk;
     He's spent his life i' savin'."

     "An', Mally lass," he said agean,
     "Tak heed o' my direction,
     T' schooil owes me hauf a craan, I mean
     My share o' t' last collection.
     Tha'll see to that an' have what's fair,
     When my poor life is past."
     Says Mally, "Listen, I declare,
     He's sensible at last."

     He shut his een and sank to rest,
     Death seldom claimed a better;
     They put him by, bud what were t' best,
     He sent 'em back a letter,
     To tell' em all haa he'd goan on,
     An' haa he gate to enter,
     An' gav 'em rules to act upon
     If iver they sud ventur.

     Saint Peter stood wi' keys i' hand,
     Says he, "What do ye want, sir,
     If to go in, you understand,
     Unknown to me, you can't, sir.
     Pray what's your name? Where are ye thro'(3)?
     Just make your business clear?",
     Says he, "They call me 'Parson Drew,'
     I've come thro' Pudsey here."

     "Ye've come thro' Pudsey, do ye say?
     Don't try sich jokes on me, sir;
     I've kept these doors too long a day,
     I can't be fooled by thee, sir."
     Says Drew; "I wodn't tell a lie
     For t' sake o' all there's in it,
     If ye've a map o' England by,
     I'll show you in a minute."

     So Peter gate a time-table,
     They gloor'd(4) ower t' map together,
     An' Drew did all at he were able,
     But couldn't find it either.
     At last says he, "There's Leeds Taan Hall,
     An' there stands Bradford's Mission;
     It's just between them two—that's all,
     Your map's an old edition.

     "Bud theer it is—I'll lay a craan;—
     An' if ye've niver knawn it,
     Ye've miss'd a bonny Yorkshire taan,
     Though monny be at scorn it."
     He oppen'd t' gate; says he, "It's time
     Somebody coom—I'll trust thee;—
     Tha'll find inside no friends o' thine,
     Tha'rt first at's coom thro' Pudsey."

     1. Makes pretence.  2. Beside.
     3. From.  4. Stared.

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