There were strange, queer, odd things and happenings in the Army at times, but, as a rule, the President did not allow them to worry him. He had enough to bother about.
A quartermaster having neglected to present his accounts in proper shape, and the matter being deemed of sufficient importance to bring it to the attention of the President, the latter remarked:
“Now this instance reminds me of a little story I heard only a short time ago. A certain general’s purse was getting low, and he said it was probable he might be obliged to draw on his banker for some money.
“‘How much do you want, father?’ asked his son, who had been with him a few days.
“‘I think I shall send for a couple of hundred,’ replied the general.
“Why, father,’ said his son, very quietly, ‘I can let you have it.’
“‘You can let me have it! Where did you get so much money?
“‘I won it playing draw-poker with your staff, sir!’ replied the youth.
“The earliest morning train bore the young man toward his home, and I’ve been wondering if that boy and that quartermaster had happened to meet at the same table.”
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