Lincoln's Yarns and Stories






LINCOLN’S NAME AROUSES AN AUDIENCE, BY DR. NEWMAN HALL, of London.

When I have had to address a fagged and listless audience, I have found that nothing was so certain to arouse them as to introduce the name of Abraham Lincoln.

REVERE WASHINGTON AND LOVE LINCOLN, REV. DR. THEODORE L. CUYLER.

No other name has such electric power on every true heart, from Maine to Mexico, as the name of Lincoln. If Washington is the most revered, Lincoln is the best loved man that ever trod this continent.

GREATEST CHARACTER SINCE CHRIST BY JOHN HAY, Former Private Secretary to President Lincoln, and Later Secretary of State in President McKinley’s Cabinet.

As, in spite of some rudeness, republicanism is the sole hope of a sick world, so Lincoln, with all his foibles, is the greatest character since Christ.

STORIES INFORM THE COMMON PEOPLE, BY CHAUNCEY M. DEPEW, United States Senator from New York.

Mr. Lincoln said to me once: “They say I tell a great many stories; I reckon I do, but I have found in the course of a long experience that common people, take them as they run, are more easily informed through the medium of a broad illustration than in any other way, and as to what the hypercritical few may think, I don’t care.”

HUMOR A PASSPORT TO THE HEART BY GEO. S. BOUTWELL, Former Secretary of the United States Treasury.

Mr. Lincoln’s wit and mirth will give him a passport to the thoughts and hearts of millions who would take no interest in the sterner and more practical parts of his character.

DROLL, ORIGINAL AND APPROPRIATE. BY ELIHU B. WASHBURNE, Former United States Minister to France.

Mr. Lincoln’s anecdotes were all so droll, so original, so appropriate and so illustrative of passing incidents, that one never wearied.

LINCOLN’S HUMOR A SPARKLING SPRING, BY DAVID R. LOCKE (PETROLEUM V. NASBY), Lincoln’s Favorite Humorist.

Mr. Lincoln’s flow of humor was a sparkling spring, gushing out of a rock—the flashing water had a somber background which made it all the brighter.

LIKE AESOP’S FABLES, BY HUGH McCULLOCH, Former Secretary of the United States Treasury.

Many of Mr. Lincoln’s stories were as apt and instructive as the best of Aesop’s Fables.

FULL OF FUN, BY GENERAL JAMES B. FRY, Former Adjutant-General United States Army.

Mr. Lincoln was a humorist so full of fun that he could not keep it all in.

INEXHAUSTIBLE FUND OF STORIES, BY LAWRENCE WELDON, Judge United States Court of Claims.

Mr. Lincoln’s resources as a story-teller were inexhaustible, and no condition could arise in a case beyond his capacity to furnish an illustration with an appropriate anecdote.

CHAMPION STORY-TELLER, BY BEN. PERLEY POORE, Former Editor of The Congressional Record.

Mr. Lincoln was recognized as the champion story-teller of the Capitol.

LINCOLN CHRONOLOGY.

     1806—Marriage of Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Hanks, June 12th,
     Washington County, Kentucky.
     1809—Born February 12th, Hardin (now La Rue County), Kentucky.
     1816—Family Removed to Perry County, Indiana.
     1818—Death of Abraham’s Mother, Nancy Hanks Lincoln.
     1819—Second Marriage Thomas Lincoln; Married Sally Bush
     Johnston, December 2nd, at Elizabethtown, Kentucky.
     1830—Lincoln Family Removed to Illinois, Locating in Macon County.
     1831—Abraham Located at New Salem.
     1832—Abraham a Captain in the Black Hawk War.
     1833—Appointed Postmaster at New Salem.
     1834—Abraham as a Surveyor. First Election to the Legislature.
     1835—Love Romance with Anne Rutledge.
     1836—Second Election to the Legislature.
     1837—Licensed to Practice Law.
     1838—Third Election to the Legislature.
     1840—Presidential Elector on Harrison Ticket.
     Fourth Election to the Legislature.
     1842—Married November 4th, to Mary Todd. “Duel” with General Shields.
     1843—Birth of Robert Todd Lincoln, August 1st.
     1846—Elected to Congress. Birth of Edward Baker Lincoln, March 10th.
     1848—Delegate to the Philadelphia National Convention.
     1850—Birth of William Wallace Lincoln, December 2nd.
     1853—Birth of Thomas Lincoln, April 4th.
     1856—Assists in Formation Republican Party.
     1858—Joint Debater with Stephen A. Douglas. Defeated for the
     United States Senate.
     1860—Nominated and Elected to the Presidency.
     1861—Inaugurated as President, March 4th. 1863-Issued
     Emancipation Proclamation. 1864-Re-elected to the Presidency.
     1865—Assassinated by J. Wilkes Booth, April 14th. Died April
     15th. Remains Interred at Springfield, Illinois, May 4th.

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