Complete Poetical Works

AN IDYL OF THE ROAD

     (SIERRAS, 1876)

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

     First Tourist
     Second Tourist
     Yuba Bill, Driver
     A Stranger

     FIRST TOURIST

     Look how the upland plunges into cover,
       Green where the pines fade sullenly away.
     Wonderful those olive depths! and wonderful, moreover—

     SECOND TOURIST

       The red dust that rises in a suffocating way.

     FIRST TOURIST

     Small is the soul that cannot soar above it,
       Cannot but cling to its ever-kindred clay:
     Better be yon bird, that seems to breathe and love it—

     SECOND TOURIST

       Doubtless a hawk or some other bird of prey.
     Were we, like him, as sure of a dinner
       That on our stomachs would comfortably stay;
     Or were the fried ham a shade or two just thinner,
       That must confront us at closing of the day:
     Then might you sing like Theocritus or Virgil,
       Then might we each make a metrical essay;
     But verse just now—I must protest and urge—ill
       Fits a digestion by travel led astray.

     CHORUS OF PASSENGERS

     Speed, Yuba Bill! oh, speed us to our dinner!
     Speed to the sunset that beckons far away.

     SECOND TOURIST

     William of Yuba, O Son of Nimshi, hearken!
       Check thy profanity, but not thy chariot's play.
     Tell us, O William, before the shadows darken,
       Where, and, oh! how we shall dine?  O William, say!

     YUBA BILL

     It ain't my fault, nor the Kumpeney's, I reckon,
       Ye can't get ez square meal ez any on the Bay,
     Up at you place, whar the senset 'pears to beckon—
       Ez thet sharp allows in his airy sort o' way.
     Thar woz a place wor yer hash ye might hev wrestled,
       Kept by a woman ez chipper ez a jay—
     Warm in her breast all the morning sunshine nestled;
       Red on her cheeks all the evening's sunshine lay.

     SECOND TOURIST

     Praise is but breath, O chariot compeller!
     Yet of that hash we would bid you farther say.

     YUBA BILL

     Thar woz a snipe—like you, a fancy tourist—
       Kem to that ranch ez if to make a stay,
     Ran off the gal, and ruined jist the purist
       Critter that lived—

     STRANGER (quietly)

                             You're a liar, driver!

     YUBA BILL (reaching for his revolver).

                                                     Eh!
     Here take my lines, somebody—

     CHORUS OF PASSENGERS

                                    Hush, boys! listen!
     Inside there's a lady!  Remember!  No affray!

     YUBA BILL

     Ef that man lives, the fault ain't mine or his'n.

     STRANGER

     Wait for the sunset that beckons far away,
       Then—as you will!  But, meantime, friends, believe me,
     Nowhere on earth lives a purer woman; nay,
       If my perceptions do surely not deceive me,
     She is the lady we have inside to-day.
       As for the man—you see that blackened pine tree,
     Up which the green vine creeps heavenward away!
       He was that scarred trunk, and she the vine that sweetly
     Clothed him with life again, and lifted—

     SECOND TOURIST

                                                Yes; but pray
     How know you this?

     STRANGER

                        She's my wife.

     YUBA BILL

                                        The h-ll you say!