Complete Poetical Works

THE BALLAD OF MR. COOKE

     (LEGEND OF THE CLIFF HOUSE, SAN FRANCISCO)

     Where the sturdy ocean breeze
     Drives the spray of roaring seas,
     That the Cliff House balconies
          Overlook:
     There, in spite of rain that balked,
     With his sandals duly chalked,
     Once upon a tight-rope walked
          Mr. Cooke.

     But the jester's lightsome mien,
     And his spangles and his sheen,
     All had vanished when the scene
          He forsook.
     Yet in some delusive hope,
     In some vague desire to cope,
     ONE still came to view the rope
          Walked by Cooke.

     Amid Beauty's bright array,
     On that strange eventful day,
     Partly hidden from the spray,
          In a nook,
     Stood Florinda Vere de Vere;
     Who, with wind-disheveled hair,
     And a rapt, distracted air,
          Gazed on Cooke.

     Then she turned, and quickly cried
     To her lover at her side,
     While her form with love and pride
         Wildly shook:
     "Clifford Snook! oh, hear me now!
     Here I break each plighted vow;
     There's but one to whom I bow,
          And that's Cooke!"

     Haughtily that young man spoke:
     "I descend from noble folk;
     'Seven Oaks,' and then 'Se'nnoak,'
          Lastly 'Snook,'
     Is the way my name I trace.
     Shall a youth of noble race
     In affairs of love give place
          To a Cooke?"

     "Clifford Snook, I know thy claim
     To that lineage and name,
     And I think I've read the same
          In Horne Tooke;
     But I swear, by all divine,
     Never, never, to be thine,
     Till thou canst upon yon line
          Walk like Cooke."

     Though to that gymnastic feat
     He no closer might compete
     Than to strike a BALANCE-sheet
          In a book;
     Yet thenceforward from that day
     He his figure would display
     In some wild athletic way,
          After Cooke.

     On some household eminence,
     On a clothes-line or a fence,
     Over ditches, drains, and thence
          O'er a brook,
     He, by high ambition led,
     Ever walked and balanced,
     Till the people, wondering, said,
          "How like Cooke!"

     Step by step did he proceed,
     Nerved by valor, not by greed,
     And at last the crowning deed
          Undertook.
     Misty was the midnight air,
     And the cliff was bleak and bare,
     When he came to do and dare,
          Just like Cooke.

     Through the darkness, o'er the flow,
     Stretched the line where he should go,
     Straight across as flies the crow
          Or the rook.
     One wild glance around he cast;
     Then he faced the ocean blast,
     And he strode the cable last
          Touched by Cooke.

     Vainly roared the angry seas,
     Vainly blew the ocean breeze;
     But, alas! the walker's knees
          Had a crook;
     And before he reached the rock
     Did they both together knock,
     And he stumbled with a shock—
          Unlike Cooke!

     Downward dropping in the dark,
     Like an arrow to its mark,
     Or a fish-pole when a shark
          Bites the hook,
     Dropped the pole he could not save,
     Dropped the walker, and the wave
     Swift engulfed the rival brave
          Of J. Cooke!

     Came a roar across the sea
     Of sea-lions in their glee,
     In a tongue remarkably
          Like Chinook;
     And the maddened sea-gull seemed
     Still to utter, as he screamed,
     "Perish thus the wretch who deemed
          Himself Cooke!"

     But on misty moonlit nights
     Comes a skeleton in tights,
     Walks once more the giddy heights
          He mistook;
     And unseen to mortal eyes,
     Purged of grosser earthly ties,
     Now at last in spirit guise
          Outdoes Cooke.

     Still the sturdy ocean breeze
     Sweeps the spray of roaring seas,
     Where the Cliff House balconies
          Overlook;
     And the maidens in their prime,
     Reading of this mournful rhyme,
     Weep where, in the olden time,
          Walked J. Cooke.