Saltbush Bill, J. P.

When Dacey Rode the Mule

  'Twas to a small, up-country town,
   When we were boys at school,
  There came a circus with a clown,
   Likewise a bucking mule.
  The clown announced a scheme they had
   Spectators for to bring—
  They'd give a crown to any lad
   Who'd ride him round the ring.

      And, gentle reader, do not scoff
       Nor think a man a fool—
      To buck a porous-plaster off
       Was pastime to that mule.

  The boys got on; he bucked like sin;
   He threw them in the dirt,
  What time the clown would raise a grin
   By asking, “Are you hurt?”
   But Johnny Dacey came one night,
   The crack of all the school;
  Said he, “I'll win the crown all right,
   Bring in your bucking mule.”

      The elephant went off his trunk,
       The monkey played the fool,
      And all the band got blazing drunk
       When Dacey rode the mule.

  But soon there rose a galling shout
   Of laughter, for the clown
  From somewhere in his pants drew out
   A little paper crown.
  He placed the crown on Dacey's head
   While Dacey looked a fool;
  “Now, there's your crown, my lad,” he said,
   “For riding of the mule!”

      The band struck up with “Killaloe”,
       And “Rule Britannia, Rule”,
      And “Young Man from the Country”, too,
       When Dacey rode the mule.

  Then Dacey, in a furious rage,
   For vengeance on the show
  Ascended to the monkeys' cage
   And let the monkeys go;
  The blue-tailed ape and chimpanzee
   He turned abroad to roam;
  Good faith!  It was a sight to see
   The people step for home.

      For big baboons with canine snout
       Are spiteful, as a rule—
      The people didn't sit it out
       When Dacey rode the mule.

  And from the beasts that made escape,
   The bushmen all declare,
  Were born some creatures partly ape
   And partly native-bear.
  They're rather few and far between,
   The race is nearly spent;
  But some of them may still be seen
   In Sydney Parliament.

      And when those legislators fight,
       And drink, and act the fool,
      Just blame it on that torrid night
       When Dacey rode the mule.