Departmental Ditties and Barrack Room Ballads






DANNY DEEVER

  “What are the bugles blowin' for?” said Files-on-Parade.

  “To turn you out, to turn you out”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

  “What makes you look so white, so white?” said Files-on-Parade.

  “I'm dreadin' what I've got to watch”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

      For they're hangin' Danny Deever, you can hear the Dead March play,
      The regiment's in 'ollow square—they're hangin' him today;
      They've taken of his buttons off an' cut his stripes away,
      An' they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.

  “What makes the rear-rank breathe so 'ard?” said Files-on-Parade.

  “It's bitter cold, it's bitter cold”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

  “What makes that front-rank man fall down?” said Files-on-Parade.

  “A touch o' sun, a touch o' sun”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

      They are hangin' Danny Deever, they are marchin' of 'im round,
      They 'ave 'alted Danny Deever by 'is coffin on the ground;
      An' 'e'll swing in 'arf a minute for a sneakin' shootin' hound—
      O they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'!

  “'Is cot was right-'and cot to mine”, said Files-on-Parade.

  “'E's sleepin' out an' far tonight”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

  “I've drunk 'is beer a score o' times”, said Files-on-Parade.

  “'E's drinkin' bitter beer alone”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

      They are hangin' Danny Deever, you must mark 'im to 'is place,
      For 'e shot a comrade sleepin'—you must look 'im in the face;
      Nine 'undred of 'is county an' the regiment's disgrace,
      While they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.

  “What's that so black agin' the sun?” said Files-on-Parade.

  “It's Danny fightin' 'ard for life”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

  “What's that that whimpers over'ead?” said Files-on-Parade.

  “It's Danny's soul that's passin' now”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

      For they're done with Danny Deever, you can 'ear the quickstep play,
      The regiment's in column, an' they're marchin' us away;
      Ho! the young recruits are shakin', an' they'll want their beer today,
      After hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.

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