The Verse-Book of a Homely Woman






The Prize Fight

        "I am a boxer, who does not inflict blows on the air,
     but I hit hard and straight at my own body."—1 Cor.
     ix. 26 (WEYMOUTH'S Translation).

     'T'was breakfast time, and outside in
          the street
     The factory men went by with hurrying
          feet.
     And on the bridge, in dim December light,
     The newsboys shouted of the great prize
          fight.
     Then, as I dished the bacon, and served
          out
     The porridge, all our youngsters gave
          a shout.
     The letter-box had clicked, and through
          the din
     The Picture News was suddenly pushed in.

     John showed the lads the pictures, and
          explained
     Just how the fight took place, and what
          was gained
     By that slim winner. Then, he looked at me
     As I sat, busy, pouring out the tea:
     "Your mother is a boxer, rightly styled.
     She hits the air sometimes, though," and
          John smiled.
     "Yet she fights on." Young Jack, with
          widened eyes
     Said: "Dad, how soon will mother get a
          prize?"

     We laughed. And yet it set me thinking,
          how
     I beat the air, because a neighbour's cow
     Munched at our early cabbages, and ate
     The lettuce up, and tramped my mignon-
          ette!
     And many a time I kicked against the
          pricks
     Because the little dog at number six
     Disturbed my rest. And then, how cross
          I got
     When Jane seemed discontented with her
          lot.
     Until poor John in desperation said
     He wearied of the theme—and went to
          bed!

     And how I vexed myself that day, when he
     Brought people unexpectedly for tea,
     Because the table-cloth was old and
          stained,
     And not a single piece of cake remained.
     And how my poor head ached! Because,
          well there!
     It uses lots of strength to beat the air!

     "I am a boxer!" Here and now I pray
     For grace to hit the self-life every day.
     And when the old annoyance comes once
          more
     And the old temper rises sharp and sore,
     I shall hit hard and straight, O Tender-
          Wise,
     And read approval in Thy loving eyes.

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